There were several Kim Kardashian stories yesterday which I’m just going to jam together in one post. First of all, Kim claims that she passed her torts exam this week, the same one she was studying for with flashcards and meticulously-written notes. I don’t think this torts exam was the “baby Bar,” I think it was just an important exam within her “reading the law” program. In any case, she claims she aced it:
Aced my test btw ⚖️✏️📚
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) April 17, 2019
Next issue: as we also discussed, Kim was all set to launch her joint-venture perfume line with Kylie Cosmetics (her sister’s billion-dollar company) on April 26. The Snake Fam was making a big deal about how Taylor Swift had already announced that she would be dropping something big on the same day. Well, the snake has some tricks up her sleeve – Kim is no longer launching her perfume that day.
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) April 17, 2019
Now that I watch Billions, my eyes have been opened to the prevalence of corporate espionage and corporate shenanigans. I absolutely would not put it past Taylor Swift to hire someone to sabotage Kim and Kylie’s perfume bottles. #Facts
Last thing: many of us were overcome with blandness when Kim showed off her minimalist, beige AF house, but some people focused on the weird sinks in Kimye’s bathroom. Some even questioned if they were really “sinks.” Well, they are. They’re just really poorly designed. Kim showed people the Kanye-designed bathroom sinks, which are totally awful for a family with soon-to-be FOUR young children. Even though Kim is showing off how effective they are, notice how quickly water backs up on the knobs.
Photos courtesy of Vogue, Video courtesy of Kim Kardashian.
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